We’ve created a ‘political translator’ after 9 out of 10 young people believe all politicians lie

We’ve recently created a ‘political translator’ after one of our surveys revealed that 9 out of 10 young people believe that all politicians lie.

We asked the 2,000 respondents what common phrases politicians use that confuse them, so we could translate them.

Here are the phrases translated from the context it’s used in:

The phrase	What the politician means	What it gets translated to
My honourable friend	Addressing a member of the same party	He’s after my job, I know it
My honourable colleague	Addressing a member of a different party	Honourable? Yeah right! He’d sell him own mother for a chance to be in power.
Brexit means Brexit	A slogan used by Theresa May to reassure the public on Brexit	Brexit means bloody nothing – can I hide under this rock until it’s over?
I thank the Minister for that response	Thank you to the head of department	I honestly couldn’t give a flying F about your opinion
I pay tribute to my honourable friend	Congratulating a colleague	I’m jealous you thought of that idea and not me
You were right to draw attention to this, Mr Speaker	A point needs clarifying to the main person in Parliament	I was doing great until you called me out
We are delivering on our manifesto commitment	We are doing what we promised in our campaign	We’ve delivered the bare minimum on the promise we made to get more votes pats self on back
My honourable friend has misunderstood me	My colleague has made a mistake	Shut up, you don’t know what you’re talking about
Would my honourable friend like to reflect on her earlier answer to a question, in which she may have inadvertently misled the House?	My colleague misunderstood earlier, can they reassess what they said	If you think I’m going to let you get away with that blatant lie you’ve got another thing coming!
Strong and Stable	A slogan used in the Conservatives re-election campaign	More like Weak and Wobbly – we don’t have a clue
Phase out university tuition fees within six years. Scrap fees for final-year students immediately	Liberal Democrats pledge to abolish university tuition fees	We’ll say whatever we have to in order to have a shot at power

These phrases are commonly used during political debates, campaigns and Prime Minister’s Questions, which is usually when the public hear from politicians the most.

Matteo Bergamini, founder of Shout Out UK said;

“We commissioned the survey to get an idea of what young people think of politicians and if they trust them; the clear answer is no. We decided to have a bit of fun with it and have had great feedback from our respondents about our ‘political translator’.

“However, this shows us a disappointing reality for young people – that many do not believe a word coming out of a politician’s mouth. I hope this highlights to politicians the perception members of the public have about them, and hopefully this will compel them to actually speak truthfully – and more naturally – to their constituents.”